Mark is stargazing...
Wow! It's some kind of bird-man!
Odd name for a bird-man monster, don't you think?
Mark tries to explain the difference between a baseball bat and a real weapon.
Bert doesn't seem to care about Mark's comment.
Your typical round intro screen, with corpses bathing in blood.
Yes, you fight a giant living onion ring in this game. Be afraid.
If this screenshot won't make you wet your pants, what will?
Mark getting killed. Screw it. "AAHHHH!!!!"
Hooray! Everything is O.K.!
AAAHHHH! GO AWAY!
Here's our hero, Mark.
Here's a full-length drawing of Bert.