Here are my favorite villains. They're neat people. Some of them are refined and appreciate
good music, others wear a bucket on their head, and one even comes from Heck. Here they
are!
This is Baron of the Peach
Mountain Shoguns. They're the villains in the game Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon. They
want to make the world a beautiful stage so that everyone can see them perform their beautiful
music. Baron and his look-alike friends (Colon, Sharon, and Poron) have a weird way of getting
around.... they spin, but not a single part of their body moves. They just SPIN! And they each
have mechanical robots that they pilot. Baron and Poron have big robots to pilot, too. Baron
has the king robot, Congo, and his big robot is Kashiwagi (the Wartime Kabuki Robot!). Baron
and the other Peach Mountain Shoguns were pummeled by Goemon. This game was released by
Konami.
Hey!
It's Koke. He's no chicken! (Is he?) He's an underling of the Wicked Wizard King in
Kickle Cubicle! He took over Garden Land in the Fantasy Kingdom and trapped Princess
Pumpa in her castle by raising it to the clouds. But Kickle came to save the day! Koke threw
huge ice cubes at Kickle, but they broke into smaller ones, and Kickle kicked the cubes back
at Koke. After three hits, Koke was roasted. But he went to the hospital, and he's okay now.
At any rate, Kickle Cubicle was released by Irem. G'bye Koke!
Oh, no!
It's the dreaded Wicked Wizard King! This monster has a liking for ice. Not in his
drinks, but EVERYWHERE! His game is Kickle Cubicle. He froze over the Fantasy Kingdom
and locked all of its people into Dream Bags where they would sleep eternally and never dream.
Then he whisked the most magnificent of the palaces, the Toy Land palace, to another world.
But Kickle Cubicle soon caught up with him. BAM! He was destroyed, as was his horrible ice
spell. Will we ever see him again? The game is from Irem. Hmmmm.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! It's Hornswoggle.
Although it's not stated directly in The Gary Coleman Show, I am led to believe that
this guy is from Heck. So he is either the devil or (more likely) one of the devil's
subordinates. Hornswoggle has evil power, and can do nasty things! By tugging on his ear (not
sure if it's a specific one), he can make objects appear or disappear out of thin air, cause
objects to move, or become invisible/teleport, etc.! (In one episode he also twirled his cane
to produce similar effects.) So just what does he DO? He terrorizes Oakville by trying various
schemes..... the damages range from causing tension between the kids of Oakville to trying to
land them in the hospital! But guardian angel Andy LeBeau is always on the job (well, almost
always), and usually averts any major crisises Hornswoggle tries to create. And TsuramiSea is
an idiot. Ho ho ho ho! Hey, wait, I didn't want to write that. Why can't I erase it? What's
going on?! Uhhhh.... Hornswoggle came to us through Hanna-Barbera. Now what was going on
back there?????
Run away or be emotionally scarred for life.
Why? It's King Dark Demon. He wanted to turn the world of Dynamite Headdy into
his own personal Theater of the Absurd. So he began controlling puppets all over the land!
Headdy, our hero, traveled long and far to stop him. After surviving the puppetmaster's
gauntlet of evil tricks, he defeated him, leaving only the smiley medallion, which apparently
was the source of his power in the first place.....? It's hard to tell, the English version
of this game has no real plot-advancing text in it. But was Dark Demon really destroyed? Who
knows. He appears in the cast roll, so...
Dynamite Headdy was released by Treasure. CAN THEY DO NO WRONG?!!
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