Mark is stargazing...

Wow! It's some kind of bird-man!

Odd name for a bird-man monster, don't you think?

Mark tries to explain the difference between a baseball bat and a real weapon.

Bert doesn't seem to care about Mark's comment.

Your typical round intro screen, with corpses bathing in blood.

Yes, you fight a giant living onion ring in this game. Be afraid.

If this screenshot won't make you wet your pants, what will?

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Mark getting killed. Screw it. "AAHHHH!!!!"

Hooray! Everything is O.K.!

AAAHHHH! GO AWAY!

Here's our hero, Mark.

Here's a full-length drawing of Bert.